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Aiit where i come from jokes about blonde girls being stupid and sluty are classic so i thought i’d drop a few. (don’t mean to offend anyone hehe..) You probably heard some of these before but anyway here goes..
* Why did the blonde girl never use her water skies?
– She couldn’t find a lake steep enough.* Why are there 17 blondes queing outside the club?
– They were told they had to be 18 to get in.* How do you best carry a blonde?
– Turn her upside down and grab her like a six-pack.* What du you get if you turn a blonde upside down?
– A brunette with bad breath.* Why do blondes wear panties?
– So that their ankles won’t get cold.* Why do blondes wear big ear rings?
– So they have somewhere to rest their feet.And finally:
A blonde came in a hair dressing salon one day and wanted a new haircut. The hair dresser shows her to a chair and asks the blonde to take off the headphones she’s wearing. The blonde says "NO I CAN’T, I WILL DIE!". The hair dresser just shake her head and tries to cut around them instead.
After a while she gets kinda fed up with the head phones, she can’t do a proper job with them on. So she pulls them off, resulting in the blonde falls down on the floor, gasping and grabbing her throat until she dies.
The hair dresser is chocked and confused so she put the headphones to her ears and hear a voice saying:
"Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale….."
AdSense 336x280Aiit where i come from jokes about blonde girls being stupid and sluty are classic so i thought i’d drop a few. (don’t mean to offend anyone hehe..) You probably heard some of these before but anyway here goes..
* Why did the blonde girl never use her water skies?
– She couldn’t find a lake steep enough.* Why are there 17 blondes queing outside the club?
– They were told they had to be 18 to get in.* How do you best carry a blonde?
– Turn her upside down and grab her like a six-pack.* What du you get if you turn a blonde upside down?
– A brunette with bad breath.* Why do blondes wear panties?
– So that their ankles won’t get cold.* Why do blondes wear big ear rings?
– So they have somewhere to rest their feet.And finally:
A blonde came in a hair dressing salon one day and wanted a new haircut. The hair dresser shows her to a chair and asks the blonde to take off the headphones she’s wearing. The blonde says "NO I CAN’T, I WILL DIE!". The hair dresser just shake her head and tries to cut around them instead.
After a while she gets kinda fed up with the head phones, she can’t do a proper job with them on. So she pulls them off, resulting in the blonde falls down on the floor, gasping and grabbing her throat until she dies.
The hair dresser is chocked and confused so she put the headphones to her ears and hear a voice saying:
"Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale….."AdSense 336x280what did the blonde say when she looked in a box of cherrios?
wow look little doughnut seeds!
😀 
AdSense 336x280OK a few more:
* How do you break a blonde’s nose?
– Wave your di*k under a glass table..* What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
– The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.* What’s the difference between a blonde and your new ferrari?
– You don’t share your new ferrari with your friends.* What does the blonde say when she’s giving birth?
– "…sure hope it’s mine.."* Who in the third grade has the hottest body; the blonde, the brunette or the red-head?
– The blonde of course, she’s 18.* Did you hear about the blonde who was found unconcious with 14 bumps in her head?
– She tried to hang herself with a bungy-cord.A blonde and a brunette was out walking when the brunette suddenly cries out:
– "Oh look! A dead bird!"
The blonde stops, looks up in the sky and replies:
– "Where!?"…got more if you’re interested
AdSense 336x280[quote quote="deevid":2hbol0ai]OK a few more:
* How do you break a blonde’s nose?
– Wave your di*k under a glass table..
[/quote:2hbol0ai]Thats funny!
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A………
AdSense 336x280[quote quote="deevid":1cqhvhz2]* Why won’t the blonde say anything during sex?
– Her mom taught her never talk to strangers..[/quote:1cqhvhz2]Or never to talk with your mouth full!
AdSense 336x280[quote quote="Chunkycoldmedina":obeao6e1][quote quote="deevid":obeao6e1]* Why won’t the blonde say anything during sex?
– Her mom taught her never talk to strangers..[/quote:obeao6e1]Or never to talk with your mouth full!
[/quote:obeao6e1]LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha, awesome jokes!!AdSense 336x280[quote quote="Chunkycoldmedina":3s9v5uid][quote quote="deevid":3s9v5uid]* Why won’t the blonde say anything during sex?
– Her mom taught her never talk to strangers..[/quote:3s9v5uid]Or never to talk with your mouth full!
[/quote:3s9v5uid]hehe yeah heard that one too
AdSense 336x280ok another one (multiple answers):
* What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
– You can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball..
or
– You can’t fit the blonde inside the bowling ball..
or
– You don’t lick your bowling ball.
or
– None! Both are round and have three useful holes!
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